"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"
by kackub June 30, 2009

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

by Etewilak May 6, 2021

When you do the heimlich on someone when they’re choking on fried pickles and they pee on you and you realize that’s your kind.
by leedleLeen July 15, 2023

modified sand is sand but modified. so what is it really? is it modified sand or is it sand that has been modified? Anyways, sand is cool, so that means that modified sand is even cooler. modified sand is cool, because its modified sand, not just because its modified sand but it is modified sand. Also modified sands are sd cards btw.
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by SideTrail April 28, 2021

Political chiropractic cranial enlargement perk for low browed billionaires with superiority complexes.
President Trump's smart pills from Dr Oz phrenetically modified his skull so quickly his toupee nearly flew beyond the US Space Force territorial boundary.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 16, 2023

by The Camera Always Lies May 9, 2018
