mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

by ryan November 20, 2003

Ted Mosby

1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.

2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.

3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom

Man: Guys! Why am I not married yet? I'm almost 24! My biological clock is ticking! I'm so lonely in this world! I just want a wife and lots of babies to call my own!

Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.

by HIMYM fan May 8, 2009

Moby

A mobile phone
A mobile shop

where's me moby?

by werndl April 23, 2003

MobyMax

When you graduate Elementary School and you move on to something worse than IReady, MobyMax. MobyMax is a program that is kinda like IReady but more manly, but its horrible, and bad, it also seems almost most all the people who do it get answers wrong, trust me. its a nightmare in my opinion.

Teacher: "You have to do 50 more minutes on MobyMax"
Me: 0_0

by GalaxyRaiderYT April 16, 2019

tim and moby

two ppl who should smash already 😩💦💦💦

dear tim and moby,
why haven’t y’all smashed yet smh

by mathdadddddddddddy May 7, 2018

mobbsie

Nickname for the surname Mobbs.

Yo Mobbsie what you sayin?

by Krazeeeyez December 21, 2007

Mobbery

(noun)Commonly mistaken for a flash mob that results in crime, a mobbery is when a large group ( usually composed of adolescents) enters a retailer or shop, swarms the vicinities, and shoplifts various items. The point of a mobbery is that the group is so large it is impossible to pinpoint a single culprit. The mobbery has recently ( Summer 2011) been on the rise.

Dude 1: Dude, did you catch the flash mob shoplifters on the news at 11?
Dude 2: Yeah, and it's called a mobbery. Hope they catch those thieves!

by Definator34565 August 23, 2011