Monday 

(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.

Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.

Monday by Dictionary Nerd June 5, 2009

Monday 

The perfect day for a B.J

Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"

Monday by Had to be done. August 2, 2011

monday 

the day of the the week that screws-up the rest of the week and your grade.

Monday sucks dick.

monday by JJtheTrumphater November 1, 2018

Monday 

the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms

friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"

you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"

Monday by 3265 April 8, 2011

Monday 

the name of my boyfriend. he is amazing and i love him lmao

Me: Hey Monday your so pretty!
Monday: jsjdkdkkd shut up

Monday by georgefag May 12, 2018

Monday 

the word you shout out when you want the first hit.
followed by the rest of your group with the name of the rest of the days of the week

dude 1:i call mondays.
dude 2: tuesdays
and so on

Monday by NorwalkAfternoon February 13, 2009

Monday 

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

Monday by madeine July 19, 2016