The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

Milton MA

Pretty mixed feelings on this place. The town itself is not terrible, no crime and stuff but there is absolutely nothing to do here. We have like 32 pizza places if you are interested in that, other than that we have fuck all. As a result, you'll notice how like half of the high school drink booze, smoke weed and vape because their definition of a wild night is going off to someone's house or to the woods (more specifically to this place called the crater) to drink their poor self image and insecurities away for the night. The police don't really give a shit, it's kinda our culture to do this stuff because no one knows we exist because we have nothing to show for. Except for the schools. Ngl, the schools themselves are actually pretty good, we do well academically and stuff because we have like a good curriculum. Although the people suck. Middle schoolers are entitled and obnoxious, high schoolers are pretty much the same, but add in the fact that pretty much everyone is insecure about themselves so they do whatever they can to fit in. They also hate criticism, you'll notice that this'll probably have a lot of dislikes cuz these people care too much for their self-image. Oh yeah and the sports teams here also suck, except the football team once every blue moon. Get out of this shithole as soon as you graduate because there's nothing to see in this town. It's also mad expensive except for maybe some of the lower-end areas of Milton.

"Hey Joe have you ever been to Milton MA?"

"Yeah Bob I actually grew up here, it sucks. Unless you like eating pizza and drinking beer with your friends every Friday night."

by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019

Mittology

The study of Mitt Romney's ever changing political flip flop positions on key election topics.

Romney(2008): "The Iraq war, which was the right thing to do, just like in Afghanistan... Setting deadlines to leave this country is absolutely the wrong approach"

Romney(2012): "It was a mistake to go into Iraq, just like in Afghanistan... And I agree with the president, and when I am president, we will be out of Afghanistan by 2014!"

Mittology Philosopher/Mittologist: Romney appears to be suffering from a very severe case of Romnesia, likely caused by Romney trying to pander to swing voters in the last 6 weeks of the election.

by JMG2112 October 27, 2012

mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!

I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous

by scousegaz December 8, 2009

Milton

The most adorable, kind hearted guy you will ever meet. Dont take him for granted hes quiet sometimes but gets wild, great kisser and bubbly personality. He goes hard , punches hard as shit. He falls in love easily, loves Ferraro Roche. Sexy ass mother f****r ! He is simply amazing.

Me: Is that milton?
Person : yeah ! omg he looks so cute today

by sweetlypink October 18, 2012

Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.

the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005