Missingness

How much I miss a girl on a scale of 1 to 10

My Missingness of Kendra is a 4.5

by Metalhead151699 March 21, 2010

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

major missing

Just a social media post caption for when you are majorly missing a memory and wish to go back to that moment right away. It can be used as a casual text after a mention of a happy moment spent with someone or somewhere. Might not be ideal to use it in a verbal conversation since this phrase does not come up naturally.

Aww... Look! Taylor shared a picture of our time at the beach last year with the caption 'major missing❤️'.

by Ema 446 Red October 12, 2020

Missing Link

To look at your video game rack, and realize one of your Legend of Zelda copies are missing.

"Where the hell is my Ocarina of Time!? I have a missing link!"

by Gamingtrevor May 21, 2009

34 missing assignments

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.

Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

Megan Is Missing

A "traumatizing" movie about young Megan and her best friend, Amy Herman, getting kidnapped and tortured by a man who's named "Josh" styled as an actual police case. IF you're sensitive to gore imagery, please stop watching when the words 'Photo #1' is displayed on the screen.

Person 1: Holy shit, Megan is Missing was so terrifying.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.

by bunnyhrt January 23, 2022

Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005