missing alpha call

A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.

Person 1: "God dammit I missed my ultimate".
Person 2: "Just like you missing alpha call"

by Sterm February 2, 2018

Misracing

When you say the wrong race of someone

"You're Korean? I thought you were Chinese. Sorry for misracing you."

by IMadeThisUp- February 24, 2021

missinghimlikealways

A very nice, cool, amazing, funny mutual who ALWAYS sends me TIKTOKS, but WE love when people do that. WE appreciate that! They are also a popular tiktok creator, and their old tiktoks are always on the fyp. ILYSM <33

Person: ¨Whos on OG mutual?¨
Me: ¨missinghimlikealways¨

by bakugousmustytoes June 11, 2021

missing submarine

Titanic: 2
Rich People: 0

Bert:Bro did u hear about the missing submarine?
Tammy: Nah fam

by sad tittiez x D June 21, 2023

im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely

Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it

by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018

missingno

fucked. fucked over.

catching missingno in pokemon fucked up my game. i got fucked over.

by matt hughes! April 15, 2008

Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010