Misery chick

An ex-girlfriend who was a bitch to be with, and still continues to give you misery in one way or another after you dump her. Misery chicks love to spread gloom and doom to every corner of your life. This type of chick loves to see you unhappy and being with her often results in having an "icebox where your heart used to be".

Winston: Man, there's this girl who I'm really into, but she's always saying that I don't open up to her and that she can never get close to me, ya know?

Frank: Dude, it's probably that misery chick Colleen that set you back a couple of emotional steps.

Winston: Ya, that chick was a bitch!

by chemistryandphysics September 27, 2009

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.

Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.

by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011

coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".

Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!

by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008

misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

Misery Index

The best fuckin' metal band on the planet.

If you want to listen to good music, pick up a Misery Index album.

by DeadByDawn October 5, 2004