MINFAMY

The complete opposite to a MILF. Mother I'd Never Fuck In A Million Years.

That old bird is horrific. What a MINFAMY!

by MathiasMaximus March 19, 2010

Fight the Minotaur

To go to the bathroom.

After all those drinks, I must fight the minotaur.

by VJT August 23, 2010

mindfart

A long and drawn out version of something simple.

We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.

by Eric July 15, 2003

Minoans

The Worst Society you could ever possibly study in History: they have no military history to speak of, and what little cultural accomplishments they made have been lost in the mists of time.

"My parents just died."
"Yeah, well I have to write a report on the Minoans!"

by Captain Yesterday February 8, 2005

mindfap

Mindfap, to imagine fapping to the thought of having sex with a girl.

Theo mindfaps all the time, he has no chance of ever getting laid.

by lolmattgg September 16, 2010

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

minora

evil kid who has a huge sword collection and will even cut his own friends with a sword

dont be a minora u have enough weapons at home son

by naked ninja January 31, 2005