Bare Minimum Bullshit

Bare Minimum Bullshit (B.M.B.S) is a situation where one partner in a relationship does little to no amount of sexual activity. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch)

A female that accepts minimal attention, respect, time, love, admiration, and affection from her mate.

I feel sorry for her. She’s a BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch). Her man man knows she doesn’t have a car or a house. He makes lots of money and only bought her a bike. Wow!

by Sherëmy July 28, 2022

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.

Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.

by Papaslocas March 28, 2024

Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016