Minivantastic

An adjective to describe a fantastic minivan.

Amber: "Andy, is that a new car?"

Andy: "Why yes Amber, it is a Honda Odyssey."

Amber: "Is it minivantastic?"

Andy: "Sure is!"

Amber: "You're a douche."

by Amber March 18, 2005

Mexican Minivan

Five in the front, five in the back.

Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.

by fuzzygorrila February 4, 2010

minivan gangsta

1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.

2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.

Look at that minivan gangsta shouting at his friends out of the sliding door!

by rs232 November 28, 2005

minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.

I was minivanning this chick.

by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

Minivan

The fat friend in the group.

"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West

by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008

miniminity disorder

a form of bipolar in the area of raceing thoughts when a person listens to music or watches televisions and recipitates visual thoughts instead haveing feelings which forces them too think real heavy about what the concepts and themes are.

miniminity disorder its what me and my psychologist talks about,it can be so hard living with miniminity disorder...

by regardless devon victory February 17, 2008

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

by Sean February 1, 2005