midday wood

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

Mondayphobia

1.The fear of Monday's.

2.The fear of the worst day of the week.

3.The sadness filled in a person when they realize it's Monday.

He decided to take a day of because of Mondayphobia.

by Ilikecookies123456789 January 3, 2017

Monday Gras

The day before Fat Tuesday is Monday Gras; week starts on Monday Gras, then Mardi Gras.

Barney: See you this weekend in NoLa

Adam: Ya, we’re headed down a bit earlier than you. We arrive on Monday Gras and plan to be there for lurnch to get our brush on. Monday Gras is always our precursor to Mardi Gras. Gonna keep my stay-cup full till we see y’all!

by the comand'r February 20, 2023

Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.

Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday

by lilDouchey October 29, 2012

Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.

Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"

by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014

munday

1. a bad ass
2. single-handedly holding the shop together
3. one who is a smooth with women

"That Munday, he is the best fucking Falcon 13 that ever lived!"

by Munday October 16, 2008

mondayitis

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

by Domin8or December 18, 2007