millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

millimeterpeter

a penis thats only a millimeter(smallest unit in the metric system) long. insult used by canadians

look at that millimeterpeter if you needed to give that guy a blowjob you would need a magnifying glass and a straw

by the_wizard May 30, 2006

millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

billimeter

1. An Extremely small measurement.

2. An expression to describe a very close call.

"Dude, you were like a billimeter away from hitting that car".

by Erik of Aurora August 22, 2008

Milimetering

The act of being very slow at some kind of thing trying to achieve their objective

Noel: You can't beat my high score on that game! You're barely even milimetering up the leaderboard.
Dan: Soon enough i'll be number 1

by Omega Hood May 10, 2022

millomiter

A wheel used to measure millimeters.

Silly anthony kumass asked nick what a millomiter was not knowing its a made up word.

by What cunt May 1, 2017

millitery gaglefuck

A group of merine infentrymen in a larfe gathering

The mernines are in a millitery gaglefuck

by anonymous August 26, 2021