milkman

He whose loins you came from

I am so glad that the milkman is my daddy and not that ____ Terence who I have thought it was for the last 25 years

by alkie chris February 26, 2004

milkman

A guy who 'milks' his beers (drinks slowly).

I'd like to get the hell out of this cock farm of a bar but Pete's being such a fuck'n milkman over there, I don't know if we'll ever get outta here.

by Pokey the Clown August 24, 2007

vomiting milkman

The male sex organ in the act of ejaculation.

The vomiting milkman gave her such a big load, that it came out her nose when she gagged.

by Jethro H December 27, 2006

milkmans bitch

A person who has a large head and collects the milk money for the milkman, also they could of been abused by him.

Ben's not comming out friday till 7 because he is a milkmans bitch

by Ben and Darby February 18, 2006

milkman2

The meanest, rudest person to ever live. He can only afford milk cause he doesn't have a job cause he spends all his time writing mean crap about people.mean rude

Person1: he is soooo mean! He called me a backstabber on urban dictionary!

Person2: It must have been milkman2

by Iamwrightinganonymously October 5, 2016

Milfmaid

A MILF at a swimming pool. Often spotted wading in the shallow end with offspring.

Dude, throw me my goggles, there's a whole school of Milfmaids over there.

by sweet_thang July 6, 2016

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017