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midpack

another form of "mid". usually referring to mediocre or lackluster crops of marijuana -- otherwise describing something that is disappointing or "just okay"
Jim: My plug is such a prick
Bob: Why?
Jim: He charged me $20 a g for some midpack

Alex: I've been listening to a lot of NBA Youngboy
John: NBA is fucking midpack bro
by Young Dord August 8, 2020
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Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.
A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.
by Lalliman September 8, 2012
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Midvale Middle School

A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends
Erick: What school you go to?

Me: A gay ass school Midvale middle school
by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019
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midlands

BBC midlands today
by oracle March 12, 2004
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midgaphaeliac

someone who is completely obsessed with midgets/ people of a short stature (medically speaking of 127cm or less in height). People with this condition can't control themselves when they see 'little people', much to the embarrassment of those around them.
I was walking through the shops the other day with Anne-Maree, when she started whispering excitedly "look a midget, a midget, IT'S A MIDGET!!!!!"!! She's such a midgaphaeliac - totally obsessed. It's so embarrassing.
by Taryn Gerie January 15, 2008
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Midas

Wow did you see his huge buldge, he's such a Midas
by Midasiscoolasf December 7, 2019
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Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)
You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket
by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013
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