midwest sober

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.

Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.

by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021

Midwest Bus Company

A place with corrupt staff, and a place 11 year olds go to admin abuse. Home of the worst development ever and trash buses. Want to buy robux on the blackmarket? Say less buy from MBC they will sell you limiteds and roblox for USD extra.

Oh look they must be from Midwest Bus Company.

by OkBob January 4, 2023

midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.

She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.

by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009

Midwest crisis

The point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the American Midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing BMWs and Cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford.

The United States geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.

Steve: Hey, what's Mark doing in that Caddy?

Chester: It finally hit him that he lives in Iowa; the car's his way of coping with the Midwest crisis.

by ANonExistentUser June 21, 2011

Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

Midwest Layaway

When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.

Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine.

by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011

Midwest Snowsuit

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.

John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.

by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012