Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

Neptune Nugget

When you wake up in the morning and find your big toe lodged in your significant other's asshole.

I really wish I would have trimmed the nail on my big toe because the neptune nugget I gave Sandy last night caused rectal bleeding.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011