Neptune Nugget

When you wake up in the morning and find your big toe lodged in your significant other's asshole.
I really wish I would have trimmed the nail on my big toe because the neptune nugget I gave Sandy last night caused rectal bleeding.
by Framethrower June 08, 2011
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Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.
My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.
by Framethrower June 08, 2011
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