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midge

a nick name for a snuggly hocky player under 5 feet tall
by midge March 9, 2003
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midgey midge

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
by Cessticles December 15, 2009
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Midge-hog

A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.
Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!
by LAN84 May 31, 2007
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Midge Yure

The only "organiser" for Live Aid that actually did anything. The one who had the idea of having the concert, made the band list, forced bands to sign by making Bob do a livr TV shoot where he tells everyone what generous people they've been in agreeing to do it all for charity, etc.

Actually a preety funny guy, appearing in Filthy, Rich and Catflap and Nevermind the Buzzcocks where he ripped the shit out of Preston from the Ordinary Boys' walking-off-the-show.

Popularised by his catchphrase: "Where's MY fucking knighthood?" Midge is loved by all.
Bono: I am a wanker, I will not help you organise this thing, but I WILL steal the credit for doing it.

Bob Geldof: It's a Monday. I hate Mondays. I cannot help you today.

Midge Yure: You guys suck. I hope like hell you guys don't end up will all the credit for this.

*Midge goes off and does the work*
*Bob and the tosser in pink shades get all the credit*
by Nicolas O'Brien December 14, 2008
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Midge

Someone that has blue hair and wants to play on swing sets 24/7. The word "idge" can be in many different words meaning small or has blue hair. So basically the M just means likes to play on swing sets but midge is the mostly the word.
I am a midge becasue i love to play on swing sets wahoo!! but i dont have blue hair.
by Midge the 1st April 23, 2005
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midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size
That will do it's within a midges dangler
by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025
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dirty midge

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find
Fuck me I cannot find a graphics card thanks to that dirty Midge
by Venox2 July 9, 2021
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