Midas

A person with a humungous dick.

Wow did you see his huge buldge, he's such a Midas

by Midasiscoolasf December 7, 2019

Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)

You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket

by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013

Midale

A small town in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan. In Midale they are cut off from the world and have never heard of a toga party, amazon, Bahumbug/Scrooge, Dr. Jekyll and Hyde, and Bloody Mary. People from this town tend to listen to country music and play their bangos on their porches. They tend to all play hockey, and the good hockey players tend to head to Weyburn to play hockey.

OMG that girl doesn't know what a toga party is, she is sooo from Midale!

by TOGA PARTY January 7, 2011

Micaela

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!

person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"

by yours22 August 23, 2010

midden

Offically in Olde English it means dung heap or cess pit. Popular insult in the North of Ireland and Scotland and often used to describe any slovenly mess including persons.

Look at yer mans front yard, it looks like a f***in' midden.

by duff January 12, 2004

Rileyya Miderlyn

Best girl and also a best girlfriend ever (note that this only applies to Cairo El Ghifari)

Oh look its Rileyya Miderlyn, Cairo’s gf!

by highschoolloverboy January 25, 2021

midge-riff

The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.

Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"

Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"

by froogle_jimmy June 19, 2007