micronews

News items that make national headlines that are really non-news items.

The picture of President Trump and his family with the Pope frowning is micronews that no one should have seen or cared about.

by Big B of Memphis May 25, 2017

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018

microfocus

Where software products go to die

“How’s that software product doing?” “Not good. The original creators just Microfocused it.”

by Emma Does Dallas April 28, 2020

Microsneeze

A small sneeze when you are sick at work but you don't want anybody to think you have covid

It was quite in the room so tisha microsneezed bc she didn't want anyone to think she had covid

by Booty slapper 12345 November 27, 2020

fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

microconidia

(n). The powerhouse of the cell

The microconidia is the powerhouse of the cell

by Desiderius Erasmus December 18, 2017