Michigan 

A lame state shaped like a mitten, surrounded by water, where not even the people that already live there want to live. Characterized by having record amounts of potholes, bipolar weather, contianing 2 of the top dangerous cities in America, no jobs, and a governor covered in moles.

Guy 1: I'm from Michigan.
Guy 2: Oh..that sucks.

Michigan by Michigander. May 25, 2009

michigan 

everyone's definitions are completely false. i live in michigan and most of what everyone's saying is based on the northern part of it. up north IS ugly, every time we go to our cottage i get really freaked out by all the hicks.

but where i live (oakland county) it's an absolutely gorgeous state. every few miles there's another beautiful lake and the summers are never boring because EVERYONE has a boat.

1. michiganders DO have accents. we pronounce our t's in the middle of words like "city" and "cottage" as d's (ciddy, coddage) and most of the time the t's at the end of words are dropped when we talk. we pronounce our a's in a very nasally tone like "that" is th-yaat, "bathroom" b-yaaathroom, and so on.

2. detroit is NOT that bad! there are some very nice parts of it but also very bad places.

michigan by michiganderrr March 29, 2009

michigan 

"More jobs to be lost to Mexico."
"More people moving to the Sun Belt."
"The Big Three lose out to Toyota and the Japanese."
"The UAW announces yet again another strike at Saginaw's steering plant."
"Budget cuts force Detroit City Schools to announce another round of layoffs for teachers."
"Governor Granholm disappointed in the failed Cool Cities initiative."

Coming up at eleven.

Is michigan good for anything?

michigan by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Michigan 

A nightmare that never ends.
Horrible weather,lack of jobs,government is broke,roads suck.
Take this from someone who lived there for over 10 years. I grew up there and the job market is awful. Especially for those who want to go into the entertainment Business.
The weather is bipolar. The price of rent is awful. You have to live here long enough to complain.

When its snowing in may. You know your in michigan.

Michigan by holmeschapel June 14, 2015

michigan 

MICHIGAN-the worst state in the US, here's a coupla reasons:

1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,

2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?

3.) all the women there, are actually men

4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.

and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS

ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!

michigan=Shit and Trannies

michigan by ohio foreva muthafucka March 19, 2009

Michigan 

The most bipolar state in the us

Michigan has bipolar weather

Michigan by weather.com April 10, 2019

Michigan 

Michigan is a state where it can be 30° one day and 75° the next. It also is home to one of the most devoted people. They will legit fight anyone who says that the college they support is not better. It also is a beautiful place, except for the big cities. Like Detroit.

Michigan is surrounded by 4 lakes. The other one that doesn’t surround it is weird.

Michigan by SWEETHOMEALABAMA69 May 15, 2022