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Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.
Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!
by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019
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literally filled with the most boring rude ass white homophobic people if you go to school here
miami sucks ass
by babesbebi69 August 20, 2020
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Miami

It’s own place in its own little world. IT IS NOT APART OF FLORIDA
I wanna leave earth
Just go to Miami
by Gilsbills August 23, 2021
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Miami is so fine she will have you drooling she also has amazing eyes. Miami is very athletic she loves to spend time around her family she is also really funny & no matter what you’re going through she will make u laugh she’s really the life of the party. miami is very wild & crazy but she’s also really chill & laidback. miami is shy when u first meet her but once she gets use to you shes really funny & goofy. No matter what you do to her she remains loyal & she will stick with you. Miami is great to have as your best friend. She can also be a very stubborn person but will push you into doing anything she does but she is also supportive. She is very very smart so don’t ever lie to her or hide things from her because she will find out. Miami is the most awesome, funny, approachable, nice, caring and kind person you will ever meet. She doesn't give you any reason not to be her friend. She will become like a part of you and your family. Miami is just perfect. There is no way that you couldn't like her.
Who is that girl over there, she is so gorgeous,athletic & funny Oh, that's Miami
by ilovebaddies2819 September 3, 2021
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A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.
fuck miami
by Knmagor September 22, 2022
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A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.
What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.
by Knmagor June 12, 2023
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A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)
Yo, wanna go to Miami?
Hell nah! Do you think I want to get jumped by the Russians?!
by Chuli-P November 15, 2023
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