Crappy Meal

A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.

"Mom, I want a happy meal."

"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."

"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."

by T. McRae November 4, 2006

a meal

A meal is when someone is lookin full course delicious. Like you just wanna give them the hyucc.

"Damn, Keith over there looking like a MEAL."

by Bitch sit down! January 29, 2017

deserves a medal

deserves a medal, (he or she)

A constant hard worker.

"You deserve a medal" is a commendation to someone for doing something oneself would not like to have done.

"Paul cleaned out the gutter for me, that man deserves a medal."

by Chika February 9, 2007

Meal Worming

When you are eating out the ass of a prostitute aka worm farm and choke on a tape worm.

Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017

bridge meal

A meal or appetizer that you eat before a planned meal at a different entity

I don't know man, I'm pretty hungry. I'm going to need a bridge meal.

by The guy 2.0 September 18, 2016

Free Meal

A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.

When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.

by premium-succ August 1, 2017

On The Meal

Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.

Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal.

Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.

by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013