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Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole
Methuen is a shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005
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Methane

Methane will own all you noobies
by Methane February 2, 2004
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methuselah

the undescribable coolness.
don't forget about the methuselah!
by Lando July 12, 2003
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methane disciple

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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Methuselah

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.
Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.
by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010
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Methane Suana

Spending more than 2 minutes in a inclosed room, with someone who has severe and pestilent flatulence.
I don't know what Javo ate? But working with him in the office felt like I was in a Methane Suana. Please refer to "2mm Cannon"
by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003
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Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
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