*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
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Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!
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A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.
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You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.
Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
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Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!
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Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck
*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck
*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
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