Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Rachel Morris

(v.) to smoke your cigarette half-way into the filter

"This is my last cigarette so I'm gonna Rachel Morris that shit."

by frenchfries888 December 20, 2012

haymon morris middle school

This school is the worst school on the planet the principal sucks Pepe on the daily and the people in that school are all non virgin or drug addicts

“Hey I’m goin to Haymon Morris middle school.” “Oh you mean the prison on the hill?”

by URI November 3, 2019

alan morris

Alan Morris was a hero of st Ambrose although he was a nonce he will he missed

Alan Morris what a lad

by TopDonny21 November 11, 2019

Jay Merrick

That idiot in Marble Hornets (A slenderverves series) Who dosent know how to dial 911, or might not even know WHAT a police officer is.

Dude call the police
Whats the number?
You are such a Jay Merrick

by A.new.kinda.plague January 16, 2021

Mr Morris

An absolute god.

What a legend mr morris is, his lessons are beautiful and his style of teaching is amazing. Not forgetting he’s an absolute beast that drives a white Kia.

Pupil A: “Have you seen mr morris today”

Pupil B: “No, I’ve got him period 2” *Cries in excitement*

by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022

Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017