Merp

Another name for a nose.

Hey, I love your merp!

by MerpTheDerp April 21, 2011

merp

A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.

note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.

Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.

Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.

Youll probably get with a merp tonight.

by KD- yerp, DanTheMan December 17, 2010

merp

a chameleon burp

a chameleon after drinking too much water or when frustrated says "merp."

by smlemur February 01, 2011

Merp

an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits

you decide how you want to merp it up

Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?

Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?

Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping

Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up

by Merpislife November 06, 2010

merp

A combination of "derp" and "mep" used to describe an awkward silence created by someone doing or saying something stupid.

Teacher: "Are you sleeping?"
Student 1: "No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him."
Student 2: "Merp?"

by Derpin Bird May 12, 2011

merp

excitement, nervousness, shock.

"Hi Krista." merp!

by merp10 December 03, 2009

merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam April 27, 2007