Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.
Jen: So how's your boyfriend?
Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.
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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?
Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.
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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?
Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
by dvhendford November 20, 2011
1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...
by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010
by Tater Tot 12495 September 20, 2019
by gabbzke March 17, 2010
A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.
note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.
note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.
Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.
Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.
Youll probably get with a merp tonight.
Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.
Youll probably get with a merp tonight.
by KD- yerp, DanTheMan December 17, 2010
by smlemur February 01, 2011
Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death
by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018