(n.) - A news story so bizarre it makes you drop the marmalade when you are reading the newspaper or news on your iPad tablet at breakfast.
"Wow, the story about that guy embezzling all the money right in front of his co-workers' eyes is an amazing marmalade dropper. How come nobody noticed?"
-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011
-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011
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A form of catfishing.
When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.
A form of catfishing.
When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.
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Get the Mermaided mug.MMM I juat had me a bit of Mr Marmalade yesterday and I think I am going to have another orgasm just thinking about it.
by ket89 July 22, 2011
Get the Mr Marmalade mug.The female version of a "jamboy." 'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! The term "Lady Marmalade" applies to women.
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"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."
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