megging

the telling of false statements; untruthfulness; untrue; lying.

She told me she was born in ireland and she had an older brother, she was obviously megging.

by jonathan clarke November 1, 2011

Marging

When you smoke a fat joint or blunt and the ash sticks on in a tower of black ash resembling marge simpson's blue eraser hair.

yo look at the joint its fucking marging! ha Yeah yo it looks like marge simpsons hair!

by kubiesnacks June 29, 2011

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

menging

the act which involves one person going down on a recently deceased corpse, while the second person jumps on its stomach and therefore sprays all the internal stuff into the other person's mouth

Wana go menging tonight? Sure, which gravesite.

by urbanaznboi July 20, 2009

Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.

Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."

by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation

"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"

by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008