California merge

When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the sheeple in California, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there's an opening *before* the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.

"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."

by Bogus December 7, 2004

mergroe

A black mermaid

I went to the ocean and saw some mergroes

by Johan Grubber June 1, 2015

Miami Merger

Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.

Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.

by ARejectedFratBoy October 20, 2019

Merge of Shame

On a two lane limited-access freeway the "merge of shame" is where you are in the far left lane against the wall while a vehicle tailgates you. The car behind you accelerates to illegaly pass you on the right, changes lanes without signaling but before they pass and cut you off they are forced to get back behind you due to a SLOWER moving car in the right lane.

That bitch behind me in the SUV on her cell phone just had to take the merge of shame!!

by TicklemeEmo October 20, 2005

Merge

The act of linking up or meeting with another individual

Example 1.
Boy - "ay baby hmu lets merge tonight"

Girl - "Forreal daddy I'm down to merge"

Example 2.
Friend - "yo Bruh I'm hungry af, finna merge tonight at 8?"

Friend 2 - "sounds dope cuh, later"

by Alltypesofwavy December 24, 2016

merge rage

When you have to merge two large codebases together and there are loads of conflicts to figure out.

I had to merge the upgrade story into trunk and I had so many conflicts I got major merge rage and started swearing a lot

by thomskint February 13, 2018

Mergun

The name you must start calling Megan when your friends make you take a shot every time you say her real name.

*drinking with friends

"Cool story Joe, but did I tell you that I think that Mergun is the most amazing girl ever?"

by 0nLy_5LigHtLy_int3r35tinG April 11, 2019