merkification

To be merked to the extent of no return.

That was some serious merkification.

by jsctt January 18, 2009

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003

mekakitsune

A japanese word meaning robotic fox.

meka/meccha = robotic/mechanical
kitsune = fox

OMGROFLMAOLOL~!, MekaKitsune logged onto AIM!

by MekaKitsune August 22, 2004

Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

Merkin

1. A term for a pubic wig

2. A fake hair replacement for around the genital region. People often shave the area and then replace the pubic hair with a stylish Merkin.

3. Invented in the 1800's when prostitutes would shave their pubic hair due to genital lice. The Merkin would cover up this shame.
Corey Fitzgerald is the self proclaimed King of Merkin's due to inventing the device for affected prostitutes in 1868

4. An abusive term, an insult due to the natureof the item

"Mate, that guy is such a merkin"

by Scott Lyons February 26, 2008

merkily

to act sneakily with a merkin

Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.

by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010

merkinball

an old term that means a stand or holder for a pubic hair wig, also a pearl jam single

my merkinball is huge

by JT February 10, 2004