A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.
Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.
by Nick Wang June 7, 2009
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It is not synonymous with messing around (which is not thought through) and hanging out (which is too thought through). Memeing around is the perfect word to use when you just want to "joke" around with friends but your time has a little bit of thought, and it's less effort than joking around because you are mostly on your phone sharing/dealing memes.
It is not synonymous with messing around (which is not thought through) and hanging out (which is too thought through). Memeing around is the perfect word to use when you just want to "joke" around with friends but your time has a little bit of thought, and it's less effort than joking around because you are mostly on your phone sharing/dealing memes.
Example:
Friend: "What are you doing today?"
You: "Oh, just memeing around with some friends."
Friend: "Oh cool! Can I join?"
Friend: "What are you doing today?"
You: "Oh, just memeing around with some friends."
Friend: "Oh cool! Can I join?"
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When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.
by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009
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We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
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We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
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by Kalico February 19, 2008
Get the squirrel meeting mug.A recently discovered illness that can occur when the memes are simply too strong for you. You reach what is called "the memening". Memening inducing websites commonly include uTube, 9geg, 4chen, Urban dictionary and the entire internet.
You may potentially suffer semi-short lasting side-affects which will probs include:
- Shortness of breath
- Confusion of political figureheads particularly on voting day
- Cardiac arrest (not as common but we put it down to avoid being sued by people in case it happens)
- MWS (meme withdrawal symptom)
- A slight to moderate to semi-moderate to strong chesty cough that probs means u also have cancer #DrWebMD
- Death
- Many others...
If you suffer from these side-affects for more than 48 hours you should probs call someone ayy cos it's not good to avoid memes for more than a day at most.
Some of the more major concerns with this illness globally include confusing politicians and voting for the wrong one by accident cos u were high on dank memes at the time and now deeply regret your decision (this is typical of American residents, we don't know why...)
If you are worried for yourself or a loved one currently exhibiting symptoms of this illness, do not hesitate to contact your health care professional immediately but be aware that ambulances may not respond to calls about this illness as they will think you've just dropped 2 meny pingas with the squad at the club last night and r prank calling them for a cheeky giggle.
You may potentially suffer semi-short lasting side-affects which will probs include:
- Shortness of breath
- Confusion of political figureheads particularly on voting day
- Cardiac arrest (not as common but we put it down to avoid being sued by people in case it happens)
- MWS (meme withdrawal symptom)
- A slight to moderate to semi-moderate to strong chesty cough that probs means u also have cancer #DrWebMD
- Death
- Many others...
If you suffer from these side-affects for more than 48 hours you should probs call someone ayy cos it's not good to avoid memes for more than a day at most.
Some of the more major concerns with this illness globally include confusing politicians and voting for the wrong one by accident cos u were high on dank memes at the time and now deeply regret your decision (this is typical of American residents, we don't know why...)
If you are worried for yourself or a loved one currently exhibiting symptoms of this illness, do not hesitate to contact your health care professional immediately but be aware that ambulances may not respond to calls about this illness as they will think you've just dropped 2 meny pingas with the squad at the club last night and r prank calling them for a cheeky giggle.
The day after the 2016 U.S Presidential Election...
Memelord 1: Hey who'd you vote for president?
Memelord 2: I dunno.
Memelord 1: What do you mean you don't know?!
Memelord 2: Well I think I might have caught 'the memening' from some meme you sent me online the other day.
Memelord 1: Oh, yeah that link did look pretty sketchy ayy lmao.
Memelord 2: It's weird how the number of views that post got was the exact number of Trump voters...
Memelord 1: Well fuck.
Memelord 1: Hey who'd you vote for president?
Memelord 2: I dunno.
Memelord 1: What do you mean you don't know?!
Memelord 2: Well I think I might have caught 'the memening' from some meme you sent me online the other day.
Memelord 1: Oh, yeah that link did look pretty sketchy ayy lmao.
Memelord 2: It's weird how the number of views that post got was the exact number of Trump voters...
Memelord 1: Well fuck.
by MayMayMaster69 January 20, 2017
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Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
Get the morning meeting mug.when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!
the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!
by chris gum February 23, 2004
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