melvin

A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.

It is not okay to pick your Melvin in public.

by alicenwundrlnd October 14, 2014

melvin(s)

A person or persons whom take part in geek like activities such as math competitions, chess competitions, x-box parties etc. basically a nerd, dweeb, geek, etc

hey look at that melvin over there, hes definitly not chinese. you said all melvins are chinese

by nicc June 11, 2005

Melvindale

The small, once peaceful city, that was invaded by Detroiters, basically ruining the city, especially the schools. Melvindale is mainly known for a lady stabbing her dad over a dinner roll, a drunk 14 year old being raped, and a racist former high school football coach. Melvindale is one step away from becoming a ghetto. They might as well give up and make it another part of Detroit.

Where do you live?" "My crib be in dat sity Melvindale

by sosickofthishittt December 9, 2010

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

eric melvin

Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known for playing guitar in the band NOFX.

Wish I could fuck Eric Melvin

by Dude March 10, 2004