Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.
by mccmember March 22, 2005
Get the Merion Cricket Club mug.This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE
Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)
by AField November 25, 2007
Get the Upper Merion High mug.A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.
You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.
by perryrules July 8, 2009
Get the Metroneck mug.by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004
Get the Metroness mug.The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.
Tim: Dude what did you do last night?
Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.
Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.
Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.
Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.
by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011
Get the metronome mug.Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.
- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"
- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"
- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"
by Denmark Dave June 11, 2006
Get the Upper Merion High mug.by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm April 10, 2021
Get the Meronia mug.