Michelin Grip

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse

Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man

by Urophobia May 17, 2023

michellin

This is when you are on a date or chilin or hanging out with the most awesome girl. She is smart, knows everything, does everything, and can handle everthing, also known as the "queen of everything". Only the best foreplay can happen when you're michellin.

Dude 1: "Hey man, lets go bowling."
Dude 2: " Why? So I can skip michellin with my girl? NAAHH! That's so lame!"
Dude 1: "Can I come?"
Dude 2: "Sure, you know she's cool with everything"
Dude 1:" Man, you're the best! I love michellin with you bro!"

by kwnofeverything June 4, 2010

McHell

nickname for McDonald's Restaurant

I had to get a job at McHell to help pay for my fine.

by P.King November 10, 2008

Michelin flab

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.

That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.

by throbbing member of society September 11, 2010

michelob

A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.

go get me another pack of the Michelob

by rohan f August 26, 2008

5 star michelin

A Australian boy from Straykids who is talented, very pretty. and married to this gorgeous bootiful man, Bangchan

Cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin.

by spearbld November 27, 2020

Michelle Phelps

The worlds fastest female swimmer, who is also a political and religious leader. Michelle approves of hard work, dedication and helping out her community. If someone does not work hard, Michelle will give them a slacker picture, which includes of picture of the person slacking with text going across the picture saying "slacker". There are 3 parts of Michelle and the majority of what Michelle thinks is what Michelle approves.

"Man, look at those people swimming!"

"Michelle Phelps definitely approves"

"Should we swim today?"

"Most of Michelle Phelps is here and approves"

by Michelle Phelps December 13, 2009