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Choppin' meat

"Oh, Pete just flew into this town and he’s Choppin' meat." Adjusted lyric from the Roy Brown song Butcher Pete.
by akin305 February 24, 2009
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Calcutta Meat Pie

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009
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meat wolf

When you have prolonged a fap session and you are becoming really horny. You are turning into a Horny Werewolf aka meat wolf.
I haven't fapped the entire month of November. I'm turning into such a meat wolf.
by Crozzed November 18, 2017
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meat stamp

the act of taking a piece of meat and pressing it against someone elses' bare skin. can carry a sexual connotation, but can also be talking about raw meat.
tom meat stamped ben's face while he was sleeping.
by TallPeniz September 30, 2010
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Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .
Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
by geodave June 16, 2016
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Beat Your Meat

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.
Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
by HornyPornoAddict June 7, 2023
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macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009
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