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mcconnelling

To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.
Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.
by MrBueno October 3, 2014
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The McConnell

Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same
Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell
by I333cat October 29, 2021
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matthew mcconaughey

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!
by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008
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Page McConnell

Page is the melodic glue of the super-group Phish. It is always prefered by jaded vets to site "page-side" at show.
by boart_ August 16, 2006
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McConomy

A term intended to mock the use of or explanations containing the term "economy" - or any related term - by those who know little or nothing whatsoever about the actual functioning of domestic or global economic systems.

The "Mc" generally recalls other common terms to which the prefix has been added in order to diminish their intended meaning (i.e. "McMansion").
I found it hilarious when our science professor launched into a diatribe about when we would recover from the current economic crisis. He kept saying, "well, you know, the McConomy is what it is, it has its ups and downs, you know?"

"It really all comes down to the McConomy."

"Well, I bet it's pretty hard to go out and find a job right now, given the current McConomy and all."
by Brothers James & Daniel February 16, 2009
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McConnell middle school

McConnell middle school is the worst school ever. It is full of fake people that beg for attention everyday at school. Girls are sluts that get passed around by the boys and get their booty pics sent around everyday at school. Boys will pass around any girl they feel to. Mms is gay
by McConnell middle school October 24, 2019
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mcmowned

to be totaly embarrassed, to embarrass someone else, to get totaly destroyed, to destroy. See powned
dude I just mcmowned you at halo.
by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008
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