Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Kevin malone

The best anime character of all time, Kevin uses his huge body to fight off the insults of fellow co-workers.

" I just wanted to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs." -Kevin Malone

by Harold78 January 23, 2018

mahlon

A sweet, talented, sexy man. He knows how to make a girl laugh and smile. Everyone needs a guy like him in their lives.

A great guy that you have to look for mahlon

by A fizzle January 2, 2014

man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

mayling

Mayling is a great friend who always makes everyone smile. She helps people as much as possible. When she tries to hold a grudge, she usually fails because of her forgiving nature. Not only that, she is super generous. Maylings are awesome!

Gee, Mayling always helps me!
Yeah, she's a great friend!

by unknown123456789:) March 30, 2017

Miles malone

A gay kid who goes to Gonzaga

Hey that Xbox player is a real miles malone

by Memelordmax March 25, 2019

Dirty Marlon

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.

I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.

by knodel.exe May 6, 2020