Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).
His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.
Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.
His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.
Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.
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Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison
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Q: What are you up to tonight?
A: I'm pretty tired to be honest, i'll probably end up having a maxwell then going to bed
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