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Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"
by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012
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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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squirrel mating

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
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Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.
Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly
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mating

When two organisms of the oppisite gender, go into sexual activitys, and make a new organism of the same species.
Look! The two birds are mating!! a new one will come soon! :D
by theliongod December 2, 2005
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matting

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.
Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'
by endixpan September 8, 2004
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Mexting

To text with Mexicans, or to send pictures that relate to Mexican things, such as sending a picture of yourself wearing a sombrero. It is a very large concern among parents worried about their teens, often compared to Sexting
Fox News: Is your child part of the phenomenon sweeping the teen world known as Mexting? Find out tonight on Glenn Beck.
by aryeaeru n7er7jek March 14, 2011
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