Gluteus Maximus

This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.

“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair

by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026

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kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

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Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

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