Matt Huber

The guy you dont want yo give your face too

did you see how matt huber wasnt active for a while

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020

Matt Huber

The guy you dont want to give your pfp

but i dont want to matt huber

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020

Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus

DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart

by DEICER December 12, 2022

Matt hunter

Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.

Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.

Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.

by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023

the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

Matt Hitt

Lead singer of Drowners, a post-punk band. He is from Wales but moved to NYC originally to pursue modeling. Wears almost exclusively black denim, leather, and wayfarer sunglasses. Known for dating Alexa Chung.

Matt Hitt makes great music and he's a total babe, too.

by thenextoprah January 26, 2015

Matt Hancock

A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary

Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock

by rgb is cool June 26, 2021