Mattin'

Maximizing your bodies full capabilities of relaxation. You are the couch. Typically associated with stoners.

What have you done today?
Nothing, just been mattin'.

I took a few edibles and now I'm mattin'

by BIG mattin' November 22, 2020

Mattienialous

Never ending love

Something that never gets old or fades away

And In that moment I prayed that we were mattienialous, because how could I ever be satisfied with anyone else , after being with her.

We all die we are not mattienialous

by Crab2016 November 1, 2021

Mattijs

Mattijs is a mellow type of fellow that's laid back
Back in the days he was nothing like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hanging down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kangol tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his moms ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothing but a hoodlum
Or either in jail, or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Mattijs got a hit record selling worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child
Be saying can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now

Mattijs is the type of guy that’s funky and fly

by Dutchiedutch! November 24, 2021

Mattina

Also commonly referred to as "Anittam" (Āh-ni-tām), those very rare people of the world named Mattina, are special humans capable of possessing incomparable feelings of empathy and compassion. So long as all seven letters are never reduced to only four, this should be easy to see. Although this unrivaled understanding of others can feel like a double-edged sword when taken advantage of as it often is, the perpetual rejuvenation of such an uplifting emotional reservoir is the single greatest source of human happiness to touch this Earth. Tragically, most Mattinas will never experience the true extent of what an impact they can have on others because it is of such a nature that one must be in an open mindset to fully absorb these upheavals to their emotional foundation. Akin to requiring a reboot for computers to finalize updates, asleep is when most experience the actual soul shift. The consequences of this nocturnal phenomenon are heart warming but vary widely in degree. Mattina's blessings to the world are usually shared, after some time, with others who are as equally unprepared to receive them as was the one who relayed them in finding the tables turned. Passed on with a sense of blind benefaction from one to another like a charge for drive-thru coffee, after passing through countless hands and hearts, this anthropological anti-virus eventually finds a resting place, as all beautiful things do. Make sure it isn't with you<3

At the symposium, Mattina spoke few words, yet touched many hearts.

by GreenEggs55 February 20, 2023

matting

When one is lashing out over little things having huge baby rage.

Quit matting my guy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024

matting

When one person lashes out over such little things and has insane baby rage, that is uncontrollable. Then the person leaves and rejoins a server/event in the next 5-30 minutes.

Quit matting this isnt healthy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025