petros mantalos

The best 10 football has ever seen

Petros Mantalos is the goat

by g_kalantas July 6, 2022

Metalocalypse

It's a show created by Bendon Small, who happens to me amazing. The Characters are as follows:
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf (taller than a tree)
Toki Wartooth (Not a bumblebee)
William Murderface.
MURDERface.
MURDERFACE.
Pickles... The drummer. (Diddily dong, ding dong, ding, doodily, doodily, doo.)
Nathan Explosion.

Their main purpose is to make insane metalheads laugh. And they succeed.
I'd like to thank Mr. Small, for being so fuckin' AWESOME.

Toki- I can force all the bloods to my heads and gives myself a real cool blowjob! (blood comes out of his nose) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Skwisgaar- He means nosebleed, not blowjob... Idiot.

Also, I happen to be naming my first son after Toki.... Just because Metalocalypse is that cool. :

by Puddles[<3]Panda December 21, 2008

metalocalypse

The best show on Adult Swim now that Space Ghost is dead and Family Guy is on. Futurama is a close second, but it doesn't come close to the "WTF" humor of Metalocalypse. It rocks so hard that unicorns everywhere are crying blood...a true stoner's show. It follows the exploits of death-metal band Dethklok, the single greatest cultural force in the known universe. Once they endorse a product, that company instantly becomes the sole source for that product, due to every other company going bankrupt.

Stoner 1: Dude...it's almost 1 am...see what's on TV.

Stoner 2: Alright...Food Network...Comedy Central...hey, Cartoon Network, dude. Adult Swim is on.

both stoners: METALOCALYPSE!!

by zumiez March 20, 2008

Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.

John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.

by tylermc234 August 5, 2008

matlow

Nick mane for sailor (17-30ish ) in the British Navy (not a submariner).
Tends to spend a lot of time in Plymouth and Portsmouth.
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.

"Dem matlows 'ave arrived"
"Come on 'en Tracy lets get a shag."

by Eva January 7, 2004

Matalini

A reference to an unreleased song with the title, matalini is also commonly called: “Mata Mata”

Guy: “Bro im boutta finesse that Matalini”
Friend: “That mata mata?”
Guy: Yeaaah that mata mata!

by Project.I June 8, 2018

Metalocalypse

The most AWESOME cartoon ever in the whole wide world.

"Holy shit! Is Metalocalypse on yet? Did I miss it? PLEASE tell me I didn't miss it.
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
It's the one where they wake up a lake troll with the Necronomicon book of spells! Rad!"

by pookita September 2, 2009