Mastificator

Someone who doesn't understand what you're trying to say, when you're trying to call them stupid nonchalontly.

Person 1: "Hey man, not the orangest carrot in the bunch huh?"
Person 2:".... wat"
Person 1: "You're such a mastificator man.."

by bootyliscious laquisha July 25, 2012

mysdicator

While driving, indicating random directions, or none, while driving in random directions. Either lost and bewildered, caught in the clutches of a crap sat-nav, or on a spiritual quest.

Hold on, there's a mysdicator coming. Better let him pass, poor bastard.

by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019

mastrigator

An alligator that jacks off a lot

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Masticational

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021

masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah

"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.

by larrie directioner May 23, 2021

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021