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Mastication

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus
It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.
by Packets December 25, 2022
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Masticational

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word
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Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.
Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.
I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!
by bitchuck December 15, 2024
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masticate

by roknnor October 7, 2019
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