Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019

Masticational

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021