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Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.
That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful
by analagous October 10, 2009
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mixing and mastering

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.
"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017
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Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.
"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"
by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005
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Masterpiece

Always assumed this would be on canvas

Yet to be created

Few potentials .. didn’t expect it to be an object

With use ..

Infused with my heart and soul and all my learnings so far since I accepted spirit was my friend … if I be good .. or actually if done in honour ..

Anyways .. masterpiece ..

Maybes, possibly ..

A labour of love and intense theory craft and learning/ recalling on the fly … most deffo

See … most of us spend our lives talking .. no action and some fill their lives obsessing over others and trying to feel noticed

Social media fakery aplenty .. again what fuels this …

Glad I was directed to put my energies into something other than worrying what the fuck people will do next or why they are even bothering …

Oh yeah … I already know the answers …

We all do …
Masterpiece… living proof it will certainly not be my one and only urban dic account ever in this life …

Derailed long long ago ..
by LetsTalkAboutX January 28, 2023
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masterpiece

Anthony is truly a masterpiece.

Anthony is a one of a kind work of art, a masterpiece, a true love.
by his babe January 31, 2019
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shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
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Kansas City Masterpiece

Hypocritical barbecue sauce that is more like spicy ketchup. Indeed, it has nothing to do with Kansas City barbecue.
Johnny: Hey, give me some of that Kansas City Masterpiece for my ribs.
Susie: Johnny, you ignorant slut. Don't speak of that blasphemy in Kansas City. My gang'll lynch you.
by saturninely November 25, 2009
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