mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005

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Mastercrap

The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.

It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.

Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.

Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.

Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.

by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009

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Masterclass

When Southam United win the league by playing 433 every week

Oh look it’s another masterclass

by Ben Middleton November 10, 2020

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mastercard

The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.

Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!

Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!

Daughter: yay!

by ultimate_pisshead September 9, 2005

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masterer

A leet way to say master or pro in video games.
The word most probably originate from the video game comedy series purepwnage (www.purepwnage.com). In that serie, the Masterer is the master of all the pro players in the meeting happening in the 15th episode.

Mock them, own them, but do not hate them. For without noob, we would not be leets. - The Masterer

by anyways February 12, 2008

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