Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

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Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

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Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

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(n) 1. The act of deriving sensuous pleasure from doing AP Government & Politics and AP Microeconomics homework while erotically stimulating bodily members, e.g. a phallus, and achieved by manual or other fleshly contact exclusive of copulation, followed by a sudden oozing 2. An egghead

(v) 1. To confront your government teacher 2. To have a zen moment in class 3. To study politics and economics 4. To spellbind or threaten a student

(adj) 1. Showing physical, behavioral, or mental similarity with one's government teacher 2. Idiotically jocose, silly 3. Lacking hair on the armpits or pubis, shining

A:"Are you going to masterbrady tonight?"
B:"No, I'm going to do math homework instead."

A:"Did you notice Freddy was salivating in class today?"
B:"Yes, she was masterbradying."

by Freddy K. April 14, 2006

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