Masturbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Tina : Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Lisa : What?
Tina : Listen to indie and totally masturbathe!

by SKYLINE88 May 10, 2020

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

Masterrace

An individual that games on computers, or switched to computers as their primary gaming fix. They will normally brag about how switching to PCs has improved their lives so much, or how it is better than what console peasants have to work with. Most build their own systems, and can brag about that as well.

Man, Did you find out what those new exclusive titles for the ps4?
Jimmy: Nah, I am part of the masterrace, I got steam. I don't need it

by Timmy_ May 13, 2018

MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011

masturbaceous

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

by geniusiknowit November 11, 2008